Hatred in the name of RKS.
For some
reason RKS has generated a tremendous amount of hatred. Am I talking about
people who played the game and don't like it? No. People who haven't played the
game and don't like it? No. Church groups? Nope. Atheists? Nada. It is fans of
RKS poisoning the internet with comments on forums and blogs.
Who are these fans? They are people that have appointed themselves the elite.
Their words are the only opinions allowed. Their art is the only consideration.
Their fanfics are the only just and true. They are the elite fans, or as I like
the call them: the Magnificent Fans. (MFers for short.)
What are the MFers talking about? Pirates uploading the game to free download
sites? No. People hacking the game and filling it full of viruses? Nope. People
having taken credit for making the game? Nada.
The first thing that sets off these Magnificent Fans is fan art that they didn't
create in the first place. They wouldn't call it crap, but they call it crap.
They go to sites that host art and trash all that is not in the same exact style
used in RKS. Completely ignorant of the fact that RKS uses several animation
styles. Apparently the MFers never read any comic books. Often fan art is
published in mainstream books. I flipped through an old issue of Sonic the
Hedgehog. A page dedicated to people as young as ten able to draw really well,
and those who don't draw so good. You see, the professionals at Archie
appreciate their fans and the time and effort it takes to do fan art. And the
bravery it takes to send off one's work to get reviewed that may never even get
looked at in the first place. Posting on the internet is even braver. There are
people who sole purpose is to take a dump on those who are not to the
Magnificent Fans standards.
While on this subject, if you happen to have the Saturn Version Of Megaman 8,
there is a fan art section. By the way, most of the robot masters Capcom chose
are from fan art.
Now away from fan art and into the next item that sends the MFers into wild
fits. They get out the venom-fuel flame cannons for this. What is it? Fanfics.
You read that right. Fanfics. The Mfers hate fanfics they don't write
themselves. Some of the stuff that is said goes beyond the pale. Rosie O'Donnell
would tell these people to chill out. If you decide to give say Luste an older
brother, you're a retard. (Their word.) You'd be lucky to get called just that.
You know all those Star Wars and Star Trek books? All fanfics. They are
officially sanctioned, but that doesn't mean even Bill Shatner follows the exact
characterizing of CPT Kirk.
The people that do the fanwork based on RKS are accused of distorting the game.
That someone might happen across one of these fanfics is a complete idiot and
not know what Google is. I do know and tried it out. Hilarity ensued. A couple
of the people that were falsely accused of stealing RKS through their fanfics
actually placed higher, A LOT higher, than the MFers forums. Now the Magnificent
Fans will say "See, this proves it, we must seek out and destroy these retards
(once again, I am quoting them) because they are ruining RKS!" You guys are
smart, you tells us so all the time, and of course a smart person will listen
when someone who wasn't sick the day the computer class talked about Google
tells you about it.
One of the
methodologies (I spelled that right one the first try) that Google uses to rank
pages is what term or terms is used and what page is clicked on. So when the
MFers trash a site, people actually look it up, and go there. What is written
all over these sites? Why Rosenkreuzstilette . Also Google ranks sites by what
common search terms appear on the page. These sites that are trashed are chocked
full of the phrase Rosenkreuzstilette . Funny things is, go to the haters sites
and Rosenkreuzstilette rarely appears. So now you know another reason why I
call them Magnificent Fans.
Now, I posit
the theory that it is the MFers ruining RKS. Taking me for example, if I had
seen some of this crap written by fans of other fans, I would have given up and
never would have found out how to legally buy the game. I never would have found
out how to hack the music.
We are all fans of RKS. We all have our on little ways of showing it. Some like
drawing, some write, and some point of every little pixel that is a reference to
another game. I am not asking we hold hands and sing "Kumbaya." I merely ask
that we respect each other.
Hell, the guys that riffed "Artemis's Lover" respected the work and the guy who
wrote it.
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